Your Favourite Type of Ass

topic posted Mon, August 11, 2008 - 5:13 AM by  philip
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Everybody's got a favourite type of ass that they admire, either on a woman or on a man, and don't any of you try and say otherwise. I know of some guys who like theirs flat, others plumpy and round, while others are those booty-bouncing lovers, the kind that are known to give young guys heart attacks in the club.

Which is yours?
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philip
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  • Re: Your Favourite Type of Ass

    Tue, August 12, 2008 - 4:46 PM
    I'm pretty particular about the ass. I like it pert, tiny, and tight (muscularly speaking, not entrance-ly speaking...)
    Don't like the big ass, the wide ass, the flat ass, the flabby ass....nope.
  • Re: Your Favourite Type of Ass

    Tue, August 12, 2008 - 5:32 PM
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes me so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupie
    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
    Till the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sister, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!

    (Little in the middle but she got much back)

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